This EP was written over the course of seven months between June and December of 2019. Although I wrote most of the music and lyrics, I have to thank Jacob Wysko for some significant contributions to this EP, such as the drums from In the Shadow, the keyboard from Climbing the Rock, the arrangement of Red Waves, and for co-producing this EP. I also have to thank Simon Kwilinski for his contributions to the lyrics. Finally, I need to thank all my friends and family who were forced to listen to so many incomplete versions of this music. I hope you enjoy!
There are many websites and apps that claim that they can “scientifically” calculate the chance of there being a snow day. Students across the world eagerly put in weather information to receive a percentage, which they quickly share with their friends.
But where does this percentage come from? It turns out that it’s mostly just based on what the programmer of the site thought was kind of accurate.
And that’s why I decided to do the exact same thing.
In our latest product, the CubeSolver Electric, the device can solve your cube in approximately 10 seconds, flawlessly. It uses a simple timer on your phone with the device to change the color of the stickers with electricity.
Don’t believe it works? Watch the full video for a mathematical proof. It uses calculus to accurately define the way the CubeSolver Electric works.
To the right now! Right foot, let’s stomp! One hop this time! Left foot, let’s stomp!
These are lyrics came from the hit dance single, The Cha Cha Slide, beloved by elementary school gym teachers.
Or did they?
Those lyrics come from a procedurally generated version of The Cha Cha Slide. It’s the first few lines of a painful 56 minutes of our new hit song, The Procedurally Generated Cha Cha Slide. The song is completely computer generated, using small audio segments from the original song. We wrote some simple Python code to combine clips in the appropriate order. This allowed us to generate as much audio as we wanted. Listen to the track in its entirety, and you’ll notice that our track is far less structured than the original.